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The Three Christian Holidays.

By Norm Seeley | December 20, 2007

While listen to Sean Hannity today as he spoke to Larry the Cable Guy I learned the three Christian Holidays.

 

I think that you should know what they are:

 

1. Christmas

 

2. Easter

 

3. The Daytona 500

 

If you have a problem with these holidays, don’t contact me, contact Larry the Cable Guy. He was the one responsible for them.

 

I thought it was funny.

 

Topics: Christmas |

2 Responses to “The Three Christian Holidays.”

  1. Mike Says:
    December 21st, 2007 at 7:43 am

    What about Super Bowl Sunday?

    It starts with a day-long religious feast as the believers gather for the looming battle.

    Friends and family choose their sides between the gridiron forces in the war of good and evil. (Or at least who can block, run, pass, and kick better!)

    The game is preceded by 6 hours of televangelism covering all aspects of the opposing forces.

    And finally, the battle is waged, replete with many time-out sermons that fill the coffers of the network church.

    It’s truly an inspiring holiday!

    ———-

    Merry Christmas to you and Karen.

    Mike
    Hackensack, NJ

  2. norm Says:
    December 21st, 2007 at 11:54 am

    I think you might be right. I will of course forward your thoughts to Larry the Cable Guy, and I bet the next time he talks about the Christian Holidays it will be not 3 but 4.

    Merry Christmas to you!!

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